Love letters to the

Earth: In the style of five

seven five (haiku).

Dear Earth, thank you for
green land and blue sky because
green sky would be weird.

PS – Sorry for
that brown smog stuff. Someone is
working on it. Soon.

Dear Earth, you so fine.
Let’s make babies and call them
Man’s Carbon Foot Prints.

PS – Reduced e-
missions for alimony?
Just paid electric.

Dear Earth, thanks for the
cute and cuddly things. I love
little animals.

PS – Not missing
dinosaurs, but try keeping
polar bears, penguins.