Go ahead, pour salt in the wound
It’s only a matter of time before you understand
This generation is slug skinned and hollow-hearted
Alkaline battery blood
Funneling through the tunnels
To power an automated system.
Step, click, step, click, step, click
Step, click, step, click, step, click –
Don’t look left or right.
Pass through Go
But not of your own conviction
Process time through a holographic dial
11 megapixel marriages await.
Step, click, step, click, step, click, click
I need –
- delivery for you.
Would you like – ?
- your food is arriving in two minutes.
Can I borrow –
- accept your money transfer.
I wonder –
- according to the top Google result.
Do you remember –
- “memories” says it happened two days ago last year.
I want to learn –
- displaying the top ten how-to videos on YouTube.
I want to grow –
- did you mean “I want to grow marijuana?”
I want to grow me.
. . .
. . .
- Sorry, I didn’t understand that. Please try again.
How do I grow me?
. . .
- Sorry, we currently do not have that product.
I’m going to kill myself.
Transcript from a behind doors recording of Senator X:
What did you expect? He is one of those h-s‘s, a fucking t****y [of transgender orientation]. You can’t trust them I mean, for fuck’s sake, are you a man or are you a bitch? And bk [African American]? Come on, this guy – this little dick with tits – is a joke. They’d have better luck putting one of the Js [of the Jewish faith] against us. This? No we [Caucasian] man in his right mind is putting up a Sambo in that office.
***Please note, some items have been omitted due to obscenity. Those offered in brackets are this journalist’s edits.